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[–]NastyWetSmear 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like he just wants to go outside.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Haha yeah it's called a park. Have fun!

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

TurboTax. The stakes are real

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Scania Truck Driving Simulator

Also, this post is literally one of the most Reddit things I've ever read. Nigga can't just go outside and literally touch grass. He's gotta bitch about people giving him free gaming suggestions he all just shoots down. You can practically imagine the fedora on his fat fucking bald head and the pube-hair beard.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The English in the post was a little sketch, dude probably lives in some poor country with limited bandwidth where a video game costs a month's salary. I'd be picky af too.

But he's going to be disappointed looking for something just like the Red Dead Redemption games (which do have zombies), they're just exceptional.

[–]HibikiBlackThe Easter Bunny 🐰 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Mad Max is a good game.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Except that Max's encounters with that weird shaman would be counted as "supernatural elements" by this guy.

[–]HibikiBlackThe Easter Bunny 🐰 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For whatever it's worth for him, those encounters are supposed to be hallucinations of Max speaking with his own human consciousness and reason.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Gameplay was pretty fun, specially the vehicular combat. I hated the story though.

[–]HibikiBlackThe Easter Bunny 🐰 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was kind of tragic, but it's not bad if you consider it a prequel to Fury Road, in which Max comes to terms with his humanity again. That's my headcanon either way.

[–]Yagihige 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is your answer.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fountain of Youth
Very hard survival game.

Winter Survival

[–]x0x7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Real life has been a PC game for quite a while.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Flight simulator. Bass pro fisher. Geoguessr. Any racing game.

[–]westway9 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ARMA

[–]HiddenFox 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kenshi

Steep learning curve though. I recommend reading the reviews and watching some gameplay first.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mafia

[–]PanzersGhost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Far Cry