Quote I found on 4chan

submitted by suckiat from (self.whatever)

"For some reason, before coming into this life I decided to pull the most heinously evil prank on myself by putting me in a small city where I’m unendingly deprived of one of the highest blisses in existence." (He means sex).

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[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

They have women in small cities, actually

[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And believe it or not, you can actually visit or move to another city.

[–]brimshae 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And they're MUCH less likely to have a penis!

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mmm... nowadays... we're gonna need a source for that.

[–]Jiminy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

City doesn't matter. Awalt

[–]juanmartinez 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's true that you can go to or relocate to another city in candy clicker.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Junst jack your meat....it's that simple....

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've seen a gay guy organise a hookup on grindr within the first 30 minutes of arriving in a 3000 population town.

You aren't trying

[–]suckiat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very good logical form, conclusion definitely follows. He must be trying harder for him to have more opportunities.