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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"Okay class, settle down now. Now miss Rodham, can you spell your word for the class?"

"Yes ma'am. My word is 'deplorable'... d-e-p-l-o-r-a-b-l-e; deplorable. The children are deplorable. The teacher is depl,,,,"

"That's fine miss Rodham, you can sit down now."

"The deplorable teacher better hush up!"

"Miss Rodham, be seated!!"

BOOM!!! thud

"The deplorable teacher committed suicide"

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I just ate an entire box of wood stick matches

[–]Megatron95 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't light up your farts.