Spider venom that causes prolonged, painful erections could be the next Viagra

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[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Spider-Man, my pal, I'm so sorry... but I really need you to bite my dick

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Man, imagine if it made Spiderman style ejaculated webs 🕸️ 😳 least appealing superpower ever

[–]Site_rly_sux_rly_sux 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He'd be swinging from his dick from skyscraper to skyscraper.

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😂