Today I learned how to suck my own penis and my balls at the same time.

submitted by SueBoyle from self.whatever

So anyways I won't be online as much as I have been, I might be preoccupied with other things.

I didn't want you to worry about me

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[–]TitsAndWhiskey 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You’ve been sucking your own dick on this site for a long time.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So you are very flexible.

[–]SueBoyle[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think that I like your tone.

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Impressive. Mosst folks train dogs to perform that chore.