The Fermented Fish Challenge

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[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Yeah. Layers of gross can always be added. Adding feces to whatever, etc.

This off-the-shelf rancid can of edible fish is the max density gross for a single basic food item.

I am not aware of any contenders.

A strong contender and functional contender is raccoon lure. It's concentrated raccoon urine.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=raccoon+lure

I doubt the fish is worse than this, but nobody's trying to eat it either. You'd never put it in your mouth.

Some friends of mine engaged in coon lure wars in highschool. It contaminates everything, and it's oily.
Put it under car door handles, etc. A person will get in their car and touch the steering wheel before ever realizing it's been spread everywhere.
Oily and persistent.

Top-tier retaliation material. Difficult to trace.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I guess it was a reach on the rotting cheese. I've smelled mildly bad fish before, and am trying not to imagine the taste or smell of surströmming.

https://www.amazon.com/Pete-Rickards-Raccoon-Hunting-8-Ounce/dp/B00C9HWEWO/ref=sr_1_4?crid=NJPYFJ80FV1M&keywords=concentrated+raccoon+urine&qid=1688962486&s=sporting-goods&sprefix=concentrated+raccoon+urine%2Csporting%2C178&sr=1-4

This stuff? I had never imagined there was so much urine for sale on Amazon.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You should order some.

You'll be glad you have it when you need to be discreet.

Place valuables in sealed mylar bags, and then nest those bags in a larger mylar bag of reeking filth (that's also sealed).

This could be a satisfying tactic in a circumstance where you're compelled to part with something against your will.

Or maybe pay an odious debt with raccoon soiled cash?

I love these sort of thought experiments.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sure occasions will arise.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They'll probably have earned it.