The backstory and the lies about Hong Kong phooey

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

Don't be shitty to Phooey.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

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His so-called girlfriend was not a girlfriend at all, she was a heroin addict that needed dope money.

that is what heroin addicts do.. they hunt for dope money 24 hours a day. They only take a boyfriend if he brings her dope money. This is a fact. The heroin addicted female is not going to support her dope habit and give her p**** away for free to a anyone, because that is her money maker. Not in most cases.

By the way I've been reading your chats about how your wife of 25 years is slightly getting pissed off with you because you're paying more attention to Melody then you are to your wife.

From what I'm reading, your wife is very disappointed in you right now, but she loves and respects you because she married you.

When she leaves you, that love and respect will evaporate and it will be no more.

The worst thing that Melody could do when she comes out of rehab is to talk to you.

You're a drug user and an alcoholic and a sex addict and if she is serious about her recovery you will never hear from her again.

She only has experience with one man her current boyfriend, and if she comes out of rehab and get sober she might drop him also, this is a very common thing amongst women that quit drinking.

Melody has moved on to greener pastures.

You need to pay attention to your wife, because if she has tolerated your b******* for this long you better show her some kindness and stop talking to these women on the internet or your sweet wife might move on to greener pastures and then you are fucked.

Hey do you think that like since you're going to break up with your wife could I get her number? Just kidding.

Meanwhile back on the farm, you know I'm 60 years old right? Well I've been chatting up this sweet little piece of sugar in Asia she is 71 years old and just as sweet as a piece of candy.. I had to explain to her what French kissing is because she didn't know. I can hardly wait to explain to her what sucking my cock means. She is going to lose her mind. We were on video chat this morning and I was laying up here in my bed and my dick was hard as a brick and I put my camera on my dick.. she started snapping screenshots, lol. She probably doesn't know it but when she snaps a screenshot I hear a little clicking noise on my end.

I warned her that Daddy is a bad boy.

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

His so-called girlfriend was not a girlfriend at all, she was a heroin addict that needed dope money

That's hurtful to say and assumptive. I have been a junkie. You are driven to score your fix and people sometimes do shitty things, but not always. You can still love someone and be an addict. Some addicts are even otherwise fine upstanding citizens.

Hey do you think that like since you're going to break up with your wife could I get her number? Just kidding.

We're not going to break up. She was only slightly annoyed, understandably, that I became so invested emotionally in Melody. And I never never never put the wife second behind anyone. There's a rule Mel and I established early on that we don't give priority to each other over our real life partners. I don't want to fuck up either of our relationships.

The wife is a gamer, I'm more of a social butterfly. She doesn't want to talk endlessly like I do. We make it work. I don't nag her about ignoring me for video games, and she doesn't care who I talk to. I wouldn't do it if she minded.

I love Mel, but she doesn't hold a candle to the wife. She could never replace her.

Melody has moved on to greener pastures.

Maybe she has. I feel like my star has definitely fades in her eyes. It's sad.

You're a drug user and an alcoholic and a sex addict and if she is serious about her recovery you will never hear from her again.

I am not a drug addict or sex addict. I vape a little fake weed like you. I don't know where you got the sex addict thing from. I do have an issue with drinking obviously.

if she comes out of rehab and get sober she might drop him also, this is a very common thing amongst women that quit drinking

I don't think she's all that serious about being sober, this is just something she has to do. And I don't think she'd drop him unless she meets someone else and the only guys for her to meet are junkies. Two addicts don't work.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

That's hurtful to say and assumptive

Well I really thought it was very nice of you when you called me a piece of human excrement that that was pretty nice.

I'm just saying you should pay more attention to your wife.. even though she didn't say much during our phone call that we had I got the impression that she was a very nice lady. Good luck to you

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

I'm sorry I called you a name. I'm having a rough time.

I'm just saying you should pay more attention to your wife..

I give her my priority all the time Edward. I get why it seems like I'm always going on about Mel that I am ignoring my wife but y'all just don't see that aspect. I keep it more private.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I'm sorry I called you a name. I'm having a rough time.

Yeah well I don't really care. As an aspiring counselor I am very selective about who I spend my time with.

Your apology is not accepted.

I am not your girlfriend and I am not your enabler and I am not your doormat.

And I'm working very hard on my project and I enjoy it very much and I would appreciate if you take your nasty words and shove them up your ass.

Other than that I'm having a pretty good day.

Best wishes in your life

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Water under the bridge. Now stop being a dick to people.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I no longer wish to have anything to do with you sir and your problems are not my problems.

I will decide what I say without your approval.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Meh, you'll get over it.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'm not your wife and I'm not your girlfriend.

Good day sir