I cut off my penis at age 18 and now at 25 I regret it

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I'll bet it's one of those banned African penis rituals, right? Have some witch doctor blow powdered albino bones all over your crotch, coat the area in hippo semen, and then have a virgin girl paint your face with her menstrual blood, and in 7 days you'll have a savannah-ready dong to satisfy any woman!