I cut off my penis at age 18 and now at 25 I regret it

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[–]chottohen 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

I heard they have found a way to regrow them. Yeah, but it comes out short and stumpy like Danny Devito's. If interested, send $10k via saidit and I'll hook you up.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'll bet it's one of those banned African penis rituals, right? Have some witch doctor blow powdered albino bones all over your crotch, coat the area in hippo semen, and then have a virgin girl paint your face with her menstrual blood, and in 7 days you'll have a savannah-ready dong to satisfy any woman!

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

it comes out short and stumpy like Danny Devito's

You're talking about one of those phleshy phorearm phallices.

They're popular with the ladies.