The truth is I always liked young girls. When I was 26 my girlfriend was a smoking hot model and she was 16. I used to take her to my parole visits with me. One time my parole officer looked at me and she asked me if I knew what the term statutory meant and I just whispered to her only if she complains and my parole officer never said another word about it. I knew her father and he was okay with it I used to take her to my alcoholics anonymous meetings nobody had a problem with it.

When I was about 32 I married a girl that was almost 18 but the truth is she looked about 13 or 14 because she was only 5 ft tall. I banged the s*** out of that girl too.

When I was in my twenties I was always flirting with girls that were 13 and 14. One time one of the girls mothers called me on the phone she was really upset she told me to find somebody my own age and I was like whatever blow it out your ass.

But now that I'm 60 it's not so much of a problem I've been chatting video with this girl from Asia and I'm getting ready to go over and hook up with her or she's going to come here she's 38 and she is a little peach she is awesome nice.