It's not the mark of the beast, we just want to use the marks on your hand to reward you for loyalty to Panera Bread!

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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

The mark of the beast presumably involves you know, a mark.

There's no mark here.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

tell us you don't understand how palm prints exist but use different words

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Your grasp on reality is tenuous at best.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

So your hands are smooth?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If your palm print counts as the mark of the best then that would mean god is the best since he's the one that gave you your palm print eh?

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

maybe you can get a refund from whoever was supposed to teach you how to think?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

God doesn't give refunds.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he gives warnings and just rewards. go on and use biometrics and see how that works out for you