I could fuck each and every one of you up irl

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just so we understand each other

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

I mean you do a pretty good job of it just with your terrible posts.

[–]dicknipplessneako's agent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I nominate sneako for president of Saidit, you as vice-president

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

[–]1Icemonkey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Why don’t you go outside and play little buddy. Some sunshine would do you good.

[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Literally everyone can fuck up everyone else, it's not a flex. This is what the low IQ people don't understand that makes them kill each other in their ghettos. Each one thinking they are bad ass as they shot the other, only to get shot the next day by someone else.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

why ya gotta be hostile, bro? lets just cuddle about it.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

YEAH!!!!

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

FYI, I made 3 "Free Hugs" signs.
Gonna give them away soon, likely to John, the other guy who asked for the first one. It's more his jam.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm so glad the legacy of the "Free (of masks and jabs) Hugs" sign is still living on.

...Are you telling me this because you want to give one to me???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳 Well I'd be honoured! I'll have to get a P.O box though.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

In Canada we have a franchise of "Dollar Store"s that were shit, but are getting better quality stuff (all from China), and things aren't just a dollar anymore. There you can get 20"x30" foam-core poster boards to make your own sign for $1.50, and for colour get bingo blotter markers that last much longer than you'd think, and of course the black jumbo Sharpie to clean up the crude blotter letters. All that would be cheaper than the postage and post box. I can make something smaller and/or share it digitally if you like.

https://i.imgur.com/r9tLRxq.jpg

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That would probably be better yeah. Feel free to share it digitally!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Go back, internet tough guy.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/internet-tough-guy

[–]agent_pecan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Posts like this let you know that op is cereal tough

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A bad ass keyboard rambo, quick run and hide from the bad ass dude.

So not that that's been said I suspect he got a new pair of panties and he feels tough.

[–]Gaslov 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Probably, but you'll never have the opportunity so it seems like wasted effort. I'd personally hate to work so hard for something I can never achieve.

[–]monstertank 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do it faggot!

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oof, I'm all scared and shit.

Also, I have a headache and the munchies.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Where's my "irl"?

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Doubt.

[–]Maggotus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ya rolling on the ground laughing in yer face

[–]Kan_Yeast 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

can you stop a bullet?

[–]popcorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I invented the toilet. Patent pending. I'm going to be rich.