'I dated 23-year-old trapped in 8-year-old's body - but trolls call me a creep'

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[–]Mandyp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (30 children)

i never fuck or date midgets

[–]ImNotOkay 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (29 children)

I saw you tip a midget wrestler in her midget thong last fall in Wisconsin, therefore I believe you are lying.

[–]Mandyp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (28 children)

reported for dragging down the conversation

[–]ImNotOkay 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

Reported for demanding conversations be more riveting than they are, your expectations are too damn high BISH

[–]Mandyp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (26 children)

this is an attempt to normalize pedophilia.

[–]ImNotOkay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (25 children)

Yes, dwarfism is part of a conspiracy theory bruh. Fight the system, reject the advances of all dwarvish folk!

[–]Mandyp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (24 children)

i once dated a girl that was almost two feet tall. When I would try to cuddle with her, the wheels on her stroller would break.

wedding postpone

[–]ImNotOkay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (23 children)

You dated a chick with her own car?

[–]Mandyp 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (22 children)

she said it was hers, but she stoled it.

[–]ImNotOkay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (21 children)

Thou shalt not steal from 2ft tall dwarf chicks, thou hast commit the ultimate sin of disrespecting woketards!