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I'm wearing underwear made from raw ground beef

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https://youtu.be/z9E2sajGrgM

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I'd pump your ass full of cookie dough and smack your titties around

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Cookie dough?

https://youtu.be/z9E2sajGrgM

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Have you ever had your shit pushed in? Don't worry baby, Ill be gentle with you.

[–]HongPongHooey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you ever had a knife stuck into your eyeball? Don't worry baby, I would be gentle.