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[–]maryslamb[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When my company forms, I will do things a bit different.

Anyone that becomes employed by my trading company will be required to endure a gangland style "beat down" by the other employees.

In a typical gangland beat down, you get your ass whooped for a few minutes.

In my company, the beat down will end after you have been thoroughly broken in spirit and you are shaking and crying... At a minimum, the beat down will last ninety days.

For a new employee, he must agree that all other employees have the privilege to "open hand" slap the dog snot out of you, and you are not allowed to retaliate.

If you swing back one time, you are terminated with no pay, please vacate the premises.

https://youtu.be/HA0CLxHeH6Y