Today, Muskrat is sad.

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[–]Anman 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

I am still convinced you are a poor larp, or a well constructed bot.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I heard someone say you fucked goats.

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ok. I heard someone say you are a retard. It was me.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You're funny. Muskrat's actually a very honest guy.

[–]Anman 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

From what I have seen, I disagree. Or, he is just lying to himself constantly to try and make himself feel better.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When he's not lying.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You are not correct

I have spoken with him and his wife, they are real.

They live down the street from me, sort of.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then its a poor larp. And you are the same person.

[–]Optimus85 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

What's wrong? Maybe my work accident will put things in perspective and make you feel a bit better. I got slammed in my left leg by a power jack last Wednesday and got released from the hospital today. I have an open fracture(broken tibia, fibula and ankle) and I had to have surgery and a metal plate inserted in my leg. I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful. I don't mean to lessen your ordeal but I had to get it off my chest. Life sucks. Hope you feel better.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Damn man! I was just being a mopey bitch compared to your thing. Just got home from a concert, so my night ended on a high note. How long is your recovery going to take? You might start feeling the weather like me.

I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful.

I hope they gave you good meds.

[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Who was playing at the show? It's all relative you know. Sometimes mental distress can be worse than physical pain. Seeing your lower leg dangling and bending at the half of the tibia is freaky enough. This guy just took it upon himself to move the power jack out of his way although he had never operated one before. I didn't faint thankfully but I had to wait an hour and a half for the ambulance while a puddle of blood was pooling around my foot.

I was given plenty of hydromorphine at the hospital and the paramedics had me on ketamine. Free drugs! In all seriousness though, I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to. So many safety violations... I knew it was only a matter of time before something serious would happen. And it had to happen to me. I'll need to do some physiotherapy and there's always a risk of serious infection and blood clots. Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up! I'm gonna it the bong now.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Ooof. Sorry to hear that. Hope your recovery is fast and as flawless as possible. You might want to consider working on a new roadmap for your future, in the short, medium, and long term. Shout out if needs arise and maybe we can help.

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks man! My mobility will be drastically impacted for the next weeks so it'll be a good time to reconsider things and see where I go from here. I'll have plenty of time to play guitar and improve my skills somewhat.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Who was playing at the show?

The Black Keys headlined, opening act was The Velveteers (cute lead singer/guitarist), and Band of Horses.

hydromorphine

Used to be my favorite painkiller.

I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to.

I hope this is a windfall for you.

Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up!

Anytime. My thing wasn't that bad in comparison. I don't think. I dunno, everyone is sick to death of me talking about it. Sorry if this is short, I'm pretty beat.

[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm familiar with the Black Keys but not the other bands but hopefully you had a blast there. I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(my girlfriend at he time found me passed out on the floor drooling when I had some beers and Ativan and was freaking out about it(understandably)). I dunno, it's sometimes nice to relate on a personal level with some of the friendly regulars here. Nothing to be ashamed about. :)

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(

I do the same with stims, but am fine with other stuff. Opiates make me feel nauseated and benzos make me forgetful and stupid, neither is that enjoyable for me. My tolerance rises rapidly too, not sure I can ever have enough medicine to get hooked on, used to take hydrocodone for a few years before getting sick of being treated like a junkie.

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Stims are enjoyable every now and then but I'll get a severe panic attack if I'm not careful so I stick with weed. Pseudoephedrine from cold medication will do that too if I take it for too long...

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

I'm sad that you're sad 😢

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

✊🏿

[–]chickenz 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Muskrat is an alcoholic that has basic psychiatric issues.

He is a candidate for suicide.

he could just turn over and die any time due to alcohol related illness.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

Hey Edward, how's trading?

[–]chickenz 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

i do not allow drunks close to my project.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

You wanna chat on the phone?

[–]chickenz 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Not really. I don't like to waste my time.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

What if I am in need of counseling?

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

You can always try searching Google for "counselor"

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Definitely THE guy I'd ask for some Kush to smoke with.

Typically, US, but he's giving his best and I can respect that a lot.

If you were here: I'd say let's throw an axe or knife, to see what you're made of.

Or: I'd say, let's have some fun in a lab of mine.

Drop two or three micros beforehand... This is us.

Ever had a syringe made to numb elephants in you ?

Send him to Brunswick, Germany. I'll personally show him my lab, I promise.

But the way he looks... I'd probably take him out into the woods...

Make him heal. Make him cut some wood.

Make him read a compass... make him able to find water on his own...

Make him read a map...

We could have a lot of fun... Especially with boars running around in my woods at this time of the year at night.

I had two so far...

Takes a man to make a man...

Fyi: I still am only 68 kg ... and won't expose any tourist to a risk. These are my woods...

First thing you drop is fear of the dark when the "fire"-plan doesn't work out so well.

Still, boars are almost blind at night, while I ain't. I love them, dumb suckers.

The wolves you must hear howl again, Muskrat... We don't need big supplies or something...

All you need is water, while I guard. You need to feel wood again. To feel real again.

Especially when light leaves us, and you don't believe into a human gift to light a fire...

I'll show you: I promise. No pack of wolves ever attacked me...

Boars at this time of the year are just showing off.

It won't hurt you, once you enter the woods, I promise. With me, it won't.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ever had a syringe made to numb elephants

Actually yeah, used to fuck with ketamine.

Thanks George, I appreciate your words. Children of the pale forest.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let's go to Russia ! Let's walk.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He's a SCRAT MAN!

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I voted this insightful.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

😮

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]tiny-brown-mug 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Why is Muskrat sad?

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

My internet gf fell in love with D3.

[–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sorry to hear that, man. How long have you and this woman been talking? Is she serious, or just "friends"? And who's D3?

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was a two year long relationship. D3 is a former administrator of Saidit.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I want to cry. Your lil flare is sooo cute 😓

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It is the anniversary of my cat's death as well. 😔

https://i.imgur.com/ZkGiDqi.png

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

aww sorry to hear about peaches. at that age she was fully prepared tho i would assume.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Poor thing had to spend her last year of life being tormented by Gizmo as an overly playful kitten.

[–]aureolin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

hope you feel better.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks, I am. At a concert now. And I got to bitch about my gay ass drama, which apparently I love doing because I keep doing it.