14% of British people masturbate during work hours, according to new study

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Much lower than I expected.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

People grow up

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That's what puberty blockers are for.

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I think we can do better. Double down everyone! 🍆✊💦

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The UK really has declined ever since the Queen died. Starts with not allowing rule Britannia to play at the proms. Ends with the country of wankers losing its national heritage.

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If you're remote working and not getting drunk, high, and masturbating, I don't want to be friends with you.

I'm gonna amend this and apply it to regular working as well.

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😂

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If you don't have a beer at lunch are you even a Brit?

[–]marley 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dope fiend