I have always identified as being nonbinary asexual.

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But just today I learned that I am just too lazy to take off my pants.

The world is yours ~tony Montana

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I identify as a moo cow! Just keep tugging until the milk comes out! Thats right, harder, faster, mooooooooo!!! You clean up, I'm spent

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Do you like vegemite and rubber chickens? Today I'm gonna make a real woman out of you

https://www.news.com.au/national/sailor-was-allegedly-raped-with-rubber-chicken-hogtied-and-smeared-with-vegemite-and-deep-heat-on-hmas-newcastle/news-story/f58ab7a789cfa212e674389652785708