Yummy cow penis with carrots

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Cow penis, or bull penis?

You probably don't want to risk eating cow penis.
It may contain trans fats. Fake meat.

[–]spelllingchamp 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gender politics ruin everything.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

just fyi, /u/marilynmonroe has been banned by /u/usehername

usehername is a commie dictator faggot moderator.

[–]usehername 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I invite you to show me where I banned you because it didn't happen. Check /banlist in the chat. You're not on it.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

omg, you kick me out of the chat every other day.. so shut the fuck your faggot mouth bitch.. i dont give a fuck what you do.. i aint got no time for your stupid fucking lgbt horseshit.

fuck. the. fuck. you. bitch.

edit: i hope that i was subtle about that.

you suck ass as a manager.. you approve your friends to be moderators and you hold grudges.

fuck you and fuck you.

[–]usehername 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Haven't kicked you in ages. Spamming isn't allowed and will get you kicked. That's how it is.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Ace Hardware in my home town used to sell walking canes made from a bull's penis.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bull+penis+cane+images&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images

You may have bragging rights if this was used for self defense.

Or fashion a handle and scabbard from one, and make a sword cane.
Something about a bull's third horn.

Edit: I have a tale that I won't share. It concerns foolish cane-related word selection, and alarming search results.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

/s/Nope/

[–]spelllingchamp 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No eggplant. Interesting.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yum!! 🐮🍆