Indian farmers streamed fake pro cricket matches to Russian bettors for two weeks by Drewski in NotTheOnion

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Shame on you, you nasty fucking pig.

You faggots piece of fuck.

Die in hell mother fucker.

Video shows young girl walk alligator on leash in Philadelphia park by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you know doctor fauci? Can you get me his autograph?

Video shows young girl walk alligator on leash in Philadelphia park by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Stick it up in a pig vagina

Video shows young girl walk alligator on leash in Philadelphia park by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Report it again.. tell them this is an email emergency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is that real or is that satire?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay by jingles in whatever

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That is some beautiful shit.

I want to meet the zookeeper

Israeli Study finds South African variant affects vaccinated people up to eight times more than unvaccinated. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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Why don't they just offer us fatal overdose injections of fentanyl?

i will take that and be done with this shit life right now.

Israeli Study finds South African variant affects vaccinated people up to eight times more than unvaccinated. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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look.. let's call a spade a spade.. they are killing people with this vax.

the Nazis made the Jews go into the showers, which turned out to be gas/death chambers.

these ass monkeys want to poison us with forced mystery injections.

Trump's bad defenses and worse lawyering by ActuallyNot in politics

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Do you know anybody at the suicide hotline? I need somebody that has experience as a hotsage negotiating with the Taliban.

just patch them in on three way.

/u/usehername

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay by jingles in whatever

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Which pouch? Wink

Trump's bad defenses and worse lawyering by ActuallyNot in politics

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fuck you and your bullshit agenda.

Trump's bad defenses and worse lawyering by ActuallyNot in politics

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Don't change the topic.. fucking retard.

lgbtcp activist fights to bring back conversion therapy by jingles in whatever

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I think that means he is one of those furries

Furry is a fag that dresses up like a bunny or a kangaroo.

Keep in mind that this fucktard works alongside of birdbrain biden

Trump's bad defenses and worse lawyering by ActuallyNot in politics

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fuck you faggots mother fucker

Must-Read Book Asks: Why, After 7 Decades, Don’t We Have Proof Vaccines Provide More Benefit Than Risk? by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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fuck the CDC

Must-Read Book Asks: Why, After 7 Decades, Don’t We Have Proof Vaccines Provide More Benefit Than Risk? by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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Yeah.. well, I have known her to be healthy for more than thirty years, and immediately after her getting vaxxed she has severe diabetes and neuropathy.

The vaxx fucked her up.

Must-Read Book Asks: Why, After 7 Decades, Don’t We Have Proof Vaccines Provide More Benefit Than Risk? by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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what? who the fuck asked you to check anything? do you know what is wrong with these mother fuckers on this web? they have one job to do and that is to argue with everything.

my exwife was very healthy, but after getting vaxxed she cant hardly walk or see and she has diabetes and cant hardly eat anything.

fuck... the poor girl is dying from that stupid vaccine.

Must-Read Book Asks: Why, After 7 Decades, Don’t We Have Proof Vaccines Provide More Benefit Than Risk? by HongKongPhooey in conspiracy

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everyone that i work with that caved and got the vaccine gets sick quite regularly now.

an exwife of mine was very healthy before getting vaxxed... afterwards, she has severe diabetes and neuropathy.. she can barely walk.. cant hardly see.. you know, she is dying.

This is the beginnings of the new slums of the new United Islamic states.. once the homeless camps get so big, it is no longer possible to break it up and shut it down.. welcome to our new slums.. say goodbye to minimum wage. We now have two classes, rich and poor by jingles in whatever

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i did not say that they get THOUSANDS.. I said $1k.

i know from personal experience.. i was homeless in san francisco.. and los angeles...

i can remember what the tenderloin area of san francisco was like just before the SSI checks would hit the bank on midnight on the first of the month..

the dealers would all be stocked up and ready to distribute.. omg.. and the tweekers omg they were tripping balls..

i remember one time where i was kinda homeboys with this one guy that was a very very well known street level meth dealer.. he had a tent setup and on the first of the month there was a literal line like at a supermarket at his tent... there was easily 150 people standing in line waiting to buy meth from my homie. yup.. why do you think that line formed right after midnight on the first of the month? because everybody just got their SSI check on autodeposit... that is why.

now, it isnt everybody.. but a shitton of homeless and drug addicts get SSI which is probably a tad more than $1k per month..

many of them had mental problems and then got duped into taking the meth and then there were others that became crazy from taking the meth.

it is a never ending circus that goes round and round and round.

Yummy cow penis with carrots by marilynmonroe in whatever

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FUCK. YOU.

Yummy cow penis with carrots by marilynmonroe in whatever

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omg, you kick me out of the chat every other day.. so shut the fuck your faggot mouth bitch.. i dont give a fuck what you do.. i aint got no time for your stupid fucking lgbt horseshit.

fuck. the. fuck. you. bitch.

edit: i hope that i was subtle about that.

you suck ass as a manager.. you approve your friends to be moderators and you hold grudges.

fuck you and fuck you.

Yummy cow penis with carrots by marilynmonroe in whatever

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just fyi, /u/marilynmonroe has been banned by /u/usehername

usehername is a commie dictator faggot moderator.

This is the beginnings of the new slums of the new United Islamic states.. once the homeless camps get so big, it is no longer possible to break it up and shut it down.. welcome to our new slums.. say goodbye to minimum wage. We now have two classes, rich and poor by jingles in whatever

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I spent three years homeless in San Francisco/ Oakland/Berkeley..

These folks are still waiting for some "nonprofit" to give them a housing, lol.

But little do they know that their social security and food stamps are going to evaporate soon and then all of these people living in these slums will have no food AND the drug addicts will no longer receive $1k cash per month to buy meth..

Islam owns you, you just don't know it yet.

Alhamdullilah

Now Pakistanis are killing people for blasphemy in dreams by lordfalafel in Islam

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islam already owns the united states and europe.. the battle is over.. it is done.

next time you stop at a gas station or a corner convenience store, try to understand that whoever owns this segment of our economies will eventually have the power to dominate over and to enslave these communities.

i learned of the power of operating a store when i was incarcerated.. if a man in prison or jail can "loan" an item (ramen soup, candy bar, potato chips, etc) to another inmate and that inmate is required to pay back two or three of what he has borrowed... then the man that operates the store wiill become very rich... he will have boxes and bags of soups and candy bars and potato chips..

the only problem with "running a store" in prison is that it is always against the rules of the jail or prison and they will eventually confiscate about 90% of your goods and leave you will just enough to start running a store again..

but when you run a store in the free world, you store your wealth in a bank, not under your bunk.

the most profound streams of revenue in any community are the motel and the corner store... these two businesses are NOT seasonal in that they operate 365x24x7 and they do not close down because of any thunderstorm or other natural disaster..

where i live in houston, pretty much every corner store and motel is owned by muslims and indians..

white folks dont own any thing any more.

alhamdullilah.

Was It Something I Said? EPIC MELTDOWN! by CreditKnifeMan in politics

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the balanced and the intelligent will always win over crazed loons like this guy.

he is kinda funny, but he is tossing a tantrum like a child.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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i looked at web assembly.. nah.

anyways, i just want to find a super basic way to read an html header and body... i think that you just gave it to me a few posts back..

gonna get some rest and go at it again.

truth is, my health is not good, and you know.. my future aint bright.. but i used to really like coding.

truth is that i am subject to walking off the edge of this planet any time now.

but thanks for your kind inputs.

edward scissorhands.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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i am so comfortable in C language.. my first C compiler was the microsoft quickC for dos, i bought it in 1991 from egghead software for $70.00

i have done a little bit of reading about javascript and i get the hint that javascript was sortof slapped together and some of it is held together with duct tape. that is my impression after reading it.

omg i wish that i could embed C straight into a fucking browser.

Trump's Truth Social Sees Uptick in Users After FBI's Mar-a-Lago Search by rubberbiscuit in SocialMedia

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i thought that i would enjoy truthsocial, but there are a few issues about it that really do not impress me.

for starters, trump has really alienated himself from a few major groups... islam, lgbt and ms13..

trump totally fucked up when he went on the television and said that he thinks that muslims hate everyone and that he wanted to cancel their travel visas.. omg, he just made himself an absolute enemy of the entire muslim world.

and then he went on the television and declared war on the MS13... i almost pissed my pants when i heard him say that.. i mean, for fucks sake, the ms13 will literally walk into a tornado to kill someone and mr trump decided that it would be a clever thing to publicly declare war on them...

and then when mr trump completely bitch slapped the lgbt by openly declaring "no trannies in the military"... holy shit.. what a fucking blunder.. i mean, transgender people are people.. they breathe and they shit and they piss just like everybody else... i really cant see why they couldnt serve in the military, just like anybody else.

trump has an attitude that works if you are running a casino or a real estate empire.. but, when you are the president of a nation, you are supposed to represent everyone... and he just doesnt do that.. no matter that he puts on some rallies and has some fairly large turnouts.. that isnt what the president is supposed to do..

the president isnt the host of some reality tv show, he is the representative of all of the people.

a word to the wise, mr trump really should take a hint and step down before somebody puts him down.

it is only a matter of time before they take him out.. the writing is on the wall.

not that i like what biden is doing, ffs, but anyways...

welcome to the new united states of china.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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//does a semicolon go on the end of this line? or not?
const response = await fetch('http://127.0.0.1:8000/some_path')

if(response.status === 200)
navigate("/some_other_route", { replace: true }); 
else
alert("My penis hurts!");

//again, i guess that no semicolon goes here? like in C?
console.log(response.body)

does the above look right?

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i dont need json... i am old school... my preference is similar to how data is received in an http response, "variablename: value"

i am quite happy with something like that.. i just want to be able to request a webpage and to receive it;s header and body.

can you point me to how to do that? if it is the lowest possible level way to do it, i am all the happier.

fuck json.

Was It Something I Said? EPIC MELTDOWN! by CreditKnifeMan in politics

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so anyways, i wanna take my boat to epstein;s island..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSs9VQyxR9A

Was It Something I Said? EPIC MELTDOWN! by CreditKnifeMan in politics

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ok wait.. please tell me that this is a parody or a satire.. please..

is this guy actually being serious in this video?

edit: ok, so he is making fun of the current situation with the vaccines... but, either way he looks crazy as fk.

even if he is trolling the council, he is beyond psychiatric.. this is no way to resolve any problem.

the united states has fallen.

PRIVATE COUNSELING, 863-703-7633 CALL TOLL FREE MEMBER BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND MISSING CHILDRENS NETWORK by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

M is for kiss My ass.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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ok, i really appreciate that, mr hongkongphooey..

but that code doesnt really make sense.

for example, the "Content-type: text/html\r\n\r\n" is part of the response that is returned from the web server... it has nothing to do with the request, just fyi... unless you would care to enlighten me..

just fyi, you can go to a shell and type "telnet google.com 80" and then type "GET / HTTP/1.0\n\n" and the web server will return your website html and javascript which will begin with a "Content-type: text/html\n\n"

anyways, my webserver is working now... but i need to clean it up a bit..

and i now need to get my code in place that will allow my browser to make regular website requests using either xmlhttprequest or fetch...

i am actually expecting that xmlhttprequest is going to be fine and i can really believe that they will actually put that code obsolete and non functioning... i am guessing that there are way too many applications that use that xmlhttprequest to put it compeltely out of commission.

i will keep you posted.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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one advantage to creating a custom web server is that my logs are entirely custom.

they do precisely what i want them to do.

you cant do that with an off the shelf web server.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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technically, even a forum should be dynamic.. it should update its page without refreshing.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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i really like the idea of running a mice site on the darkweb.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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right now, i need to know how to produce a dynamically live web app... kinda like what i would use to produce a live TRADING CHART with dynamically changing prices, etc.. and a dynamic chart...

i basically know how to do this.. i just need to find the most low level way wth javascript.. i think i want to use either xmlhttprequest or fetch.. i am nto sure which.. i am reading that xmlhttprequest may be obsolete.. so i want to be careful to not select a programming method that will become deprecated later..

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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what is the domain of your website?

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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a webpage can only do dynamic processing by using javascript or by using some other programming thing that executes inside of the browser.

you CAN NOT produce a dynamic chat by using server side code alone.

period.

check around.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

do you know what else is sorta cool about my developing a custom web server?

my webserver generates the html and javascript for my site.

most web sites require a web server AND a web application... like the chat bullshit at saidit, it omg has to jump down and use nodejs... I WOULD NEVER USE NODEJS.

how do i post "code" or "logs" here? i am betting that this isnt going to be formatted correctly.. it is going to be without linefeeds. by jingles in whatever

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i am finally getting my webserver working.. i have wanted this for the longest time..

you see, with a custom server i can choose to just simply DISREGARD ALL OF THE CROSS ORIGIN BULLSHIT, ETC.. AND you just aint gonna get a directory listing of my webserver... BECAUSE I DIDNT INCLUD THAT BULLSHIT INTO MY CODE..

my webserver will ONLY DO WHAT I TELL IT TO DO.. there wont be any mystery configuration parameters for me to carelessly overlook..

this is what my log is suppsoed to look like:

https://files.catbox.moe/2sp5np.txt

‘LGB, Drop The T’ Trends On Twitter As Many In Gay Community Reject Transgender Ideology by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

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/u/usehername

on your /s/LGB_Discussions/ sub, you require that a person must be lgb to even be a part of the discussion...

so why wouldnt you be required to actually have transitioned before you can claim to know why people actually transition?

it is my opinion that the entire lot of you are a psych disease.

btw, the T is a part of the lgbt community.. been there, seen it, it is a part of it.. and guess what? you might transition somewhere in the future..

PRIVATE COUNSELING, 863-703-7633 CALL TOLL FREE MEMBER BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND MISSING CHILDRENS NETWORK by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

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DO NOT REPLY TO ME. I DO NOT READ REPLIES.

PRIVATE COUNSELING, 863-703-7633 CALL TOLL FREE MEMBER BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND MISSING CHILDRENS NETWORK by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

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i am pretty good with what i have now.

thanks..

but hey, i have heard little comments that saidit is running out of usernames?

is that true?

what are the details behind this limitation?

free laundry. by jingles in whatever

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wash your own dammed pants. try shitting in a toilet next time.

/u/usehername

A neighbor just yelled at me. by [deleted] in whatever

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in the country, a man can have relations with several of the farm animals at one time and that is okay.

usually, country folks tend to be more relaxed.

A neighbor just yelled at me. by [deleted] in whatever

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the solution to your problem is not that terribly diffcult, but you will probably not find the solution by seeking the counsel of random strangers.

i am a fairly well educated counselor and you are headed in the wrong direction.

improperly handling a situation such as this could actually get somebody killed and then maybe somebody goes to prison for decades and maybe forever.

here is a tip for you: in prison, you should eat a lot of ramen soups and lift weights and bulk up to avoid being butt raped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMT1eeaSjLs

/u/usehername

Kangaroo aggressively fondles his balls in public place by HongKongPhooey in MeanwhileOnReddit

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and /u/hongkongphooey is the kangaroo man.

Kangaroo aggressively fondles his balls in public place by HongKongPhooey in MeanwhileOnReddit

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my friend /u/usehername likes kangaroos.

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spammers should be dealt with.

/u/usehername

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Your post has been reported as spam and I notice one of them was already removed.

well, you noticed wrong.. I removed it and reposted it.. lol.. i wanted to watch what would happen if i reposted a fresh copy and to see what your behaviour would be.. thank you.

just fyi.. i am a fairly skilled counselor... and so if you think for even two nanoseconds that your purely childish attacks are going to affect me at all, omg man, you are a dreamer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTeR5E0qTck

PRIVATE COUNSELING, 863-703-7633 CALL TOLL FREE MEMBER BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND MISSING CHILDRENS NETWORK by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

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you are really encouraging me to step out there and do the counseling thing.. i really do appreciate you. but if i were going to do such a thing, i would probably setup a $35.00 per month phone with it's own "real" phone number(not some google voice or textnow bullshit fake number) and then i would actually pay maybe a $75.00 to $150 to run a "one time" advertising that would simply say the name of my company and a basic ten word description of my services and my telephone number.

i would make sure that my telephone voice mail had a very pleasant and professional outbound greeting on it, most likely i would pay a female with a pleasant voice to make that recording.

and then i would be in a position to screen my callers and i would charge a sliding scale fee... some clients would pay nothing.. some would pay to me tens of thousands of dollars or more.

i do appreciate your encouraging words.

I am an internet doctor.

Straight guys larping as gay get all the mangina by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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That is one seriously weird crowd.

But we should ask /u/usehername for a second opinion because (insert gender her) understands these issues much better than us ordinary people.

Dallas, Texas (USA) went from drought to floods overnight. People can be seen swimming around vehicles on an expressway. [Video] by In-the-clouds in news

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Stranger events are coming ahead... One minute, you will have no fresh water to drink for months... and then you will get hit with a flash flood and your children will drown.

Global warming is better described as the "globe is fkd up"

PRIVATE COUNSELING, 863-703-7633 CALL TOLL FREE MEMBER BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND MISSING CHILDRENS NETWORK by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

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no serious counselor would ever entertain such an inquiry, even as a joke.

i have reported your comment as "advocating violence".

best wishes.

Does the Quran say not to take white people as slaves, because they are difficult.? by jingles in whatever

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No, there is nothing obvious .

Please provide some details.

Step-by-step guide to squirting as '69% of women experience it' during orgasm by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Scat typically refers to using poo as a lubricant and it can also be eaten as a snack.

Step-by-step guide to squirting as '69% of women experience it' during orgasm by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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97% of saiditors should know that I do not need any instructions manual to figure out how to make my penis squirt.

If I scrub it with a wire brush, it does it.

Does the Quran say not to take white people as slaves, because they are difficult.? by jingles in whatever

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Mind sharing with me how you know this?

DEBRA MCCLINTON AGED 39 YEARS OLD ENDED HER LIFE BY JUMPING FROM THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE by SUICIDE-GET-HELP-NOW in whatever

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I always thought it would be crazy insane looking people that would jump off a bridge..

But no.. the jumpers are very beautiful people.

Some are as young as twelve and others as old as eighty years old.

Does the Quran say not to take white people as slaves, because they are difficult.? by jingles in whatever

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No, that is not basically what it says

Injection of KCL - lethal injection by jingles in whatever

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What is this KCL substance? Can I buy it on Amazon?

Will injecting it cause a heart failure?

Why can't white people criticize women? by johndoyle in whatever

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Have you ever jumped into the grand canyon?

I am considering doing this.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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I said you are not allowed to call.

I wasn't asking, I was telling.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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Cuz you are too stupid to call.

They used to have more operators, but two of them made a suicide pact and jumped into the grand canyon.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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You are forbidden to call the number.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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They are members of the pedo prevention network.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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I am calling them now.. Benn on hold.. listening to elevator music..

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE, CALL THE SUICIDE GET HELP NOW LINE, CALL 863-703-7633 by [deleted] in whatever

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how long have you been a fruitcake?

Why can't white people criticize women? by johndoyle in whatever

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Most white people I know wish they was nibbas

Since when did crushed CRICKETS become a super food? Reviews for an actual product sold online... "unfortunately it made me sick." by In-the-clouds in conspiracy

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OTIS TOOLE AND HENRY LEE LUCAS..

LGBTPC COUPLE OF THE YEAR.

P=PEDO

C=CANNIBALISM

DANG, THATS BEEAUUTEEFOOOL.

THEY WAS BORN THAT WAY.. THEY JUST LIKE TO KILL AND EAT PEOPLE.

DONT BE A NASTY BIGOT, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

LET PEOPLE BE WHAT THEY ARE.

Scott gets lethal injection of fentanyl by jingles in whatever

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try to hang this dozer, i dare you.

video: the kill dozer movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZK9XthMZ1w

edit: WANTED TO BUY - ONE VERY LARGE BULLDOZER, LARGE STEEL PLATES, CCTV CAMERAS, WELDING EQUIPMENT ASK FOR HAROLD NEEMEIER JR.

Suicide by fentanyl by jingles in whatever

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breaking news... dennis rodman is headed to russia to advocate for the release of britney griner.. (i hope he packs a couple of weed vape pens for the trip)

The deepest diving record is 1082 feet by jingles in whatever

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it only qualifies as a successful dive IF YOU MANAGE TO RESURFACE AND ARE STILL ALIVE.

the titanic does not qualify.

Is it Normal? Holding in bowel movements for pleasure by HongKongPhooey in AskSaidIt

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Ok. I quit.

Teachings of the Prophet Muhammad in Ramadan. by jingles in conspiracy

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wink. gotcha

Gary Busey sits in a California park with pants down smoking a cigar by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Meth does charge up men sexually.. some, more than others.

He does kinda look like he has been tweeking

Teachings of the Prophet Muhammad in Ramadan. by jingles in conspiracy

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I just want to end my life legally.

By the book.