You will soon be dead from lack of water and food.

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my balls itch, do you have any ointment?

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    "We have had to deal with coronavirus and other infections so we believe we won't get sick from the cow dung", lol! Wtf is wrong with these people

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      Moo Moo!! I'm a milking cow! Just keep tugging until the milk comes out. Harder, faster, moooooo!!!

      Oh no! It's everywhere! You clean up, I'm going to sleep

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        https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a25131250/prostate-milking-definition-how-to/