'I used to be lesbian until I fell for man 30 years older – our sex is amazing'

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[–]Evola 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Why don't they use plastic vaginas then?

[–]jingles[S] 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

The trick to using a plastic pussy is to lube it all up with wd40 or you can just squirt a few mayonnaise packets up in it.

I have been doing this since way back.

[–]Evola 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey mate there's something over your head.