Top Elvis Rival, currently 83 - “I won’t marry a girl I can’t raise from the age of 12, 13 or 14. I like that they’re young and fresh-looking and don’t come with baggage"

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[–]jingles 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

When I was younger, I liked younger girls, but I never messed around with em way young..

Like, for example, when I was 26 I had an absolute smoking hot 16 year old girlfriend.

Everybody was aware that we were dating and that we were sexually active.

I knew her dad and I used to stay overnight at her dad's house with her.

I even took her to my parole office visits.

She was a part time model for some modelling agency called page parkes or something like that.

She was silky soft from head to toe.

And, she was not like these modern girls that have a penis, but I did my best to overlook her shortcomings. /S

Yup.

[–]andrewtate 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

if her age in on the clock

[–]blackpoop321 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

based.

[–]SloppyJoeBeaver 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Priscilla was 14 when she hooked up with Elvis.

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

eww why

[–]Jewishnigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Because we can

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

late reply

[–]Jewishnigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Never heard of this guy. He sounds like a Reddit user though.