New algorithm can predict future crime a week in advance, with 90% accuracy . . . that is to say, it's predictable that Chicago in particular will have crime in a particular area. in other news, water is wet.

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[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When I hear the news on Monday morning about the latest shooting I already know it happened in the hood in front of a nigra bar or a nigra party.

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    [–]Recharger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    AI: niggers gonna nig

    comporter sayantest: I hav imbented inteli gent

    [–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    if you think water wets but isn't wet, what's touching the water?

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    Karnak: "I-10 in New Orleans East"

    McMahon: Rips open envelope

    "Where will someone randomly discharge a gun into a car this weekend?"