Why does everybody on this site write like a low iq schizophrenic?

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I am hiring a toilet butler. Would you like to be my toilet butler? The job description is as follows:

  1. This is a formal job, you must wear a tuxedo
  2. You will be expected to hold my dick while I pee
  3. You will hold my hand when I make stool and give me encouragement
  4. You will also help me wipe
  5. When I am clean you must tell me you are proud of me, and that I am a big boy

If you are interested, please send your resume as well as any relevant recommendations from previous toilet butlerings