Ze's Heaven, draft 1.0
backdrop: so, a lot of people are dying, more than normal. everyone dies. also this 'place and time' is obviously some hellish bullshit.
yes, i am lonely and single. i have no interest in dating. I like being alone. I have no interest in helping or being with others (anymore, i have fallen out of love with the idea of love. and I have given up on the hope of being in a respectful relationship), but I feel like i should offer this after-life option and the idea that anyone can make their own heaven.
disclaimer: Ze is me and an imaginary character made to fill certain roles and addressablity. I do not represent any group, democracy, public or 'people in general'. I am an independant agent making broadcasts for my own selfish entertainment. If you want to reply to this post, please append to this post and not as a mass broadcast on a seperate channel, as if you are talking back to 'people in general'. If you reply to this post in a mass broadcast, on a seperate channel, I likely will not ever see it.
I do not wish to discourage people from being Christians or going to a Christian heaven, but I do not like the idea of Christians having a monopoly on heaven because they are generally very judgemental and tend to demonize everything that is not Christian. So, if you are follower of Jesus, then please continue to follow Jesus. I personnally, can not.
I am going to start a new type of heaven and I encourage others to do the same, if they feel like it, and post their idea to make for a better after-life market.
If you feel left out and hopeless: I like you and you are welcome in my heaven.
Here are some ideas i have for a new alternative heaven structure that I am calling "Ze's Heaven".
1) everyone is welcome.
2) there is no pressure to whorship any God or devil.
3) abuse is not a possiblity.
4) if you have gone through the 'turning away' and have a burning hatred of everything, but wish to 'get better', then you will be treated with kindness in a structured way to encourage you to reform a compassion and to help cure your addiction to abuse (like an after-life abuse-addict support group).
5) if you suffered pain, humiliation, disease and/or lonelyness from abuse, you will be freed from all these conditions and free to forget them because they were not your fault.
6) all the blood sucking and disease causing life forms will be welcome, but they will Not be able to suck blood or cause disease.
7) all raccoons, ants, possums, armadillos, etc will be provided with full corse yummy dinners every night, but the meals will be completely imaginary and no life form will be harmed to make them.
8) all the plants and fungus will be provided with yummy dirt, sun light and water.
To join this heaven you simply must wish to, after you have died. Do not be worried that this heaven will not be there if you die before me because I believe souls can connect to any place or time that they want. So your soul can jump ahead in time to the point after I died so we can do the meet-up.
If you don't like the idea of me feeling empowered to be outspoken in this way, go ahead and say so because I might not give a shit what you think or say, even though I am single, and you might think that makes me emotionally vulnerable, I assure you that I do not lack self-esteem or self-confidence. Your opinion does not have to alter mine. if you just want to say discouraging stuff: fuck off.
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