Guys I just got diagnosed with stage 4 butt cancer

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[–]buffalo_fart_the_IV 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

So is this HPV or straight up colon cancer in the bowels?

[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The doctor just said it's in my asscheeks

[–]buffalo_fart_the_IV 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

In your ass cheeks? That would mean that it's in the fat tissue or then in your butt cheek muscle?

[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

In the poo poo area I think it's called

[–]buffalo_fart_the_IV 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The poo poo area? Did you grind your asshole on a dirty bitch during a drunken night of pleasure? My Great Grandma had butt cancer. She died from it so that means my great grandpa was banging her in the fanny. They say most anal cancers are HPV caused.