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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I heard that in the US, cereal companies provide Glock 17s as prizes in their Lucky Charms cereal &c.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The gun probably costs less than the cereal these days.

[–]goonmessiah 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I have yet to find a glock in me lucky charms. Tell me where the lucky charms with free glocks are sold, I need to sweep the shelf.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

At the H-E-B Grocery in downtown Waco, Texas, across from Masonic Grand Lodge, next to the garden shed with the words, Planned Parenthood of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, painted over the door, which is next to the legal offices of Dewey Cheatem and Howe LLC.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fucking love HEB.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Their cereal selection is to die for.