JW.Org response to shunning Australian Royal Commission

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

JW's used to knock on our door just about every other weekend. The last time they came by I told them I had been disfellowshipped when I was 16 for having sex with the preacher's wife 11 times. I also told them she sucked my dick until I came all over her face, I ate her pussy, and I bent her over and fucked her in the ass. The look of horror on their faces was priceless. They never bothered us again.

[–]mother[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

but you are actually making up that story about having been disfellowshipped, right? because i dont think that you actually gave a jw girl a pearl necklace when you were 16, right?

so, would you mind sharing with me why you really dislike the jw's? are you a hardline atheist? are you a mainstream christian that just doesnt like them? have they done something to piss you off?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Of course it was a complete fabrication. You can tell them to leave you alone and they won't. You can tell them to go away and they won't. Tell them something that is to them both taboo and shocking and they'll actively avoid you. They haven't bothered us in years.

[–]mother[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Of course it was a complete fabrication.

ok, so can you describe for me why you have such a beef with these people?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I have a beef with anyone that wants to knock on my door and try to force their religion on me. After you turn them away 6 times it gets old. A little research and boom! no more JW's at the door. Now if I could figure out how to outrage the Mormons I'll be set.

[–]mother[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So after doing your research about JW's, the best argument you could come up with is that you had sex with a jw girl?

Other than their being persistent salesmen, is there something that specifically irritates you about them?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

KISS. Keep it simple, stupid. Sex with the preacher's wife. Damn. Cumming on her face. Damn. But it was the ass fucking that really got them.

I have no active animosity toward JW's other than they wouldn't leave us alone. Kind of like you. That shit gets annoying after a while.

One more tidbit; I actually did fuck a JW preacher's wife back before I met and married my wife. She left him, her children, and the church. She was crazy in bed and cock hungry.