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[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

you never think about colors..

the only thing on your mind all day is putting dick in your mouth.

mom always said that you were born to be a whore.

she was right.

of course you learned all of that from mom.

she is probably down at the truck stop right now, making a few bucks so we can smoke crack and eat spaghetti oh's.

moms are great.

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Nope, it was white. I am disappoint.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Fffshit. I guessed dark purple and low key hoped that I was right.

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lol

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A victory is a victory. Celebrate every noodle not spilled when you drain your pasta, and every particle of food that made it on your dark pants instead of your hair or shirt.