Belle Delphine I'm Back

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[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

if i were the current sitting president, probably the most important thing that i would focus on each and every day would be to constantly keep my finger on the pulse of the common man regarding his current welfare and is he happy with his life.

people need three basic things to survive and to be happy:

1) food

2) clothing

3) shelter

and in todays world, there are two additional items that can be added to that list:

4) communications

5) transportation

and as president, i would issue a presidential order to agressively defend these two issues:

6) freedom of speech

7) right to openly carry firearms without restrictions

your move.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

And you forgot something anyways. Gravity. Dumbass.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

have i been rude with you?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Have i never mentioned that this planet follows the rules of gravity? Incisions in low-gravity are 98 % deadly.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

the modern university teaches our children to embrace corruption and perversion.

the university model obviously doesnt work, otherwise our world economies would all be properly balanced and people would be happy.

when i ask you what would your agenda look like if you were the current sitting president, you remind me that the earth follows the rules of gravity.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Trust me: Incisions in low gravity are 98% deadly.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the christians like to say that satan is the author of confusion.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

todays's universities teach our children to embrace perversion and corruption.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

So who do you want to save your ass in low-gravity? Me: or ur collective?

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

when i ask what your agenda would be as the current president, you do not know how to respond.

fyi, i am making a point that your education is worthless.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No. i don't follow. And my education is my education. The worth is on your end.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

any chance that you are biden's speech writer?