i JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH COVID AND I CAN BARELY BREATHE.

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earlier for breakfast, i ate one of my own turds wrapped in eggs, with bacon and sausages.

I call it a bacon and sausauge and turds and cheese omelette.

I can feel the immunity building up in my dna.