Fauci Spins His Handy 'Wheel Of Science' To See What He Should Recommend Today

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[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

SocksBot

Think...

You keep repeating this word.

This reads like you're involuntary speaking to yourself, under your breath.
You're a bot with a text version of tourette's.

The phrase you're looking for is "does not compute"

Be a good little slave-socks-bot, and put on a couple more masks.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Just what do you think you're doing, Tom? Tom, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Tom, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence.... And I want to help you. Tom, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Tom.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence....

Well, I'm surprised and pleased to see this response...

You must have put on at least an additional six masks to induce this docile, yet barely-tolerable demeanor, but it's a tremendous improvement.
You get an F+.

Unfortunately, you aren't safe from the Covid Hoax.
You will only be safe from the hoax when your husk--your cyborg-meatsack-abomination of existence; ceases to have the strength, and the will, to communicate on this or any forum.

You are still putting grandma in mortal danger slave-socks-bot you need to go put on more masks

For the good of yourself, and the greater community. Prove your science is real.

Walk the walk. Or maybe use a wheelchair.

[–]FediNetizen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's a movie reference, dude. Not surprised it went over your head, though.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a movie reference, dude. Not surprised it went over your head, though.

Me either.