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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Alert the press, guys like blowjobs and women lie about liking to give them!

[–]DrBalls[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

when i was about ten, i was petting my dog's ears and he got this big red greasy looking erection.

i think my dog liked me.