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[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I've been really upset ever since mainstream culture decided to tack on asexuality to the LGBT spectrum. I don't consider my lack of sexuality a sexuality.

Ha! That's an interesting detail.

LGBT: Hey asexuals we're fighting for your rights, and we oppose discrimination based on your lack of interest in sex.

Asexuals: What?! Fuck off! I'm not into any of that stupid shit. Also, no one is bothering me, because I'm not bothering anyone else. Get lost.

LGBT: Fine. <insert LGBT snark jargon here>. Whatever. <walks away>

LBGT: <whispers quietly to self> Hmm.... Who else can we harass into being co-opted...?

<Looks up and notices someone approaching>

LGBT: OH FUCK! Here comes Pedo "P" walking down the street. Shit he sees me...
<Hops in car and drives away>