REMINDER: There is an URGENT meeting of the Secret Patriarchy this coming Wednesday at 4pm. All men are required to attend.

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[–]I-0x0-I 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

is jorge still bringing the o'douls? can't afford another dwi, even though all the cops are retiring its probably better not to chance it. it was really embarrasing having my photo on that billboard after you guys put makeup on me after i passed out. cop totally thought i was a passable cd and asked to peg me. i told her that was inappropriate and she told me to "spread 'em"

[–]teelo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah hes on stripper duty this time. We got Steve to bring them. We've also arranged some beer and poker for those who want to stay afterwards. Dont worry, there will be plenty of room for you to sleep it off this time. Sorry about that hotel fuckup last time!