I got some hilariously accurate text out of the "Talk to Transformer" neural network text generator. Try your own phrases. Mine are in the comments.

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[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You will be shocked at how ignorant Americans are when it comes to science. It is an insult that they call you a doctor. When you call them stupid, it means you are right."

For his part, Johnson said that he is not against using cannabis in his campaign.

"I don't have a problem with using the herb myself," he said. "I've always smoked marijuana. It's not that it's evil or not good. I am not opposed to the idea of medical use. I just don't think it should be a state issue. We've got to fix this system, we've got to come up with a system for it, and that is the way we get around this."

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than 33 million Americans have smoked marijuana in their lives. However, there are currently no federally approved medicinal uses for the drug.

Read more at the Huffington Post and TheBlaze.

The last line just slew me.

White people are racists. Fuck white people. "Black People don't know shit about race. " Fuck black people. "All people are racist. " Fuck everyone. That's how you know that they're the worst people ever. Everyone is racist except for white people. Racism is everywhere. It's just all over the fucking place. The only people who aren't racist are white people and you're a shitlord. You can tell by the way you write this you're an entitled prick. You are fucking stupid if you think that being racist means anything about you personally. You're not a racist and you have no idea how bigoted you are. You're probably not even a racist at all and you just want to whine about it. Don't be that guy. You're a fucking disgrace. Don't be that guy. If you're a white person, you should be

"The goal of socialism is communism."

-Leon Trotsky

"The working class cannot simply lay claim to the wealth it has created. It must take the property of the exploiting class."

-Albert Einstein

"The socialist state is nothing but the dictatorship of the proletariat."

-Andre Gide

"If you want to be free, you must be a socialist."

-Marcus Garvey

"You may live, but you must die!"

-Andre Gide

"We are all socialists, whether we realize it or not."

-Marcus Garvey

"The working class cannot simply lay claim to the wealth it has created. It must take the property of the exploiting class."

-Albert Einstein

"In the Socialist Republic of the future, there will be no class of exploiters."

-Marcus Garvey

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four."

In this way, I hope we can create a movement for social justice and equality that can win against all odds. We should all work toward this end.

For more info on this story, see:

What's the deal with the 'I' in LGBT?

How to be inclusive: 'I love you' or 'I love you' with a capital 'I'?

Why is this issue so important?

I'm a lesbian, gay, bisexual woman, a lesbian, gay, bisexual woman and a feminist. I'm a person who has lived and worked within the LGBT community and seen the struggles first hand. I have experienced all the ups and downs. I can speak from experience.

I don't believe in a binary gender, or a male/female system. I think we can all make progress together. I don't believe any of us are oppressed and none of us is "less than."

"Women have always been the primary victims of war. In fact, women are three times more likely to be killed than men," said Susan Rice, the former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, in a statement to TIME.

It's also likely that it's a matter of demographics. The United States has a far greater population than any other country involved in this conflict, and a larger percentage of men than women are fighting. In some cases, that's a result of the fact that there are more men than women in the military. The UN estimates that there are more than 5 million women fighting in the Syrian conflict.

According to The New York Times, at least one of the women who is reported to be wounded in this attack is also married to one of the militants. She's a doctor.

As for the attack itself, Reuters reports that it happened when "the women's medical convoy was carrying out an operation to remove a landmine. Instead, they discovered several wounded

"Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won."

Asked about what that means for the rest of the campaign, she added: "I'm very focused on the things that I think are important for our state and the future of our country. It's going to take a few days to digest all of that, but right now, what's important for me right now is helping put the people in office that are going to fight for people and not just for themselves."

The comments come a week after the mayor's husband, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, was forced to clarify that he had not supported Trump's controversial comments about Mexican immigrants.

The Clinton campaign has been pushing a line of attack against Trump that he is not the best candidate to be commander-in-chief, highlighting the billionaire's support of torture and the controversial Iraq War.

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"You've been watching all the television, haven't you?"

"No sir, sir."

"Not in your bed? No sir?"

"No, sir."

"In the house?"

"No, sir."

"Well now, we are getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we, gentlemen?"

"Yes, sir."

"Then why don't you get dressed?"

"Sir?"

"I mean the clothes! Dress up! You don't know anything about what we are talking about!"

"Sir, I don't have any clothes!"

"Then get dressed! Now! Why don't you get dressed, now, because, sir, your clothes, which you

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You fucking incels...you're the problem. You can't take your mind off it. You never want to do it, so you just...pretend you can. Pretend you can be happy for the rest of your life, and be good at everything you do. And I'm...I'm the only one who can make that happen. That's why I have to kill you."

"I'm not a fucking incel," Anna said, raising her hand. "I'm the fucking happiest girl in the world!"

"I guess we're not even related," Kristoff deadpanned, as he reached for his glasses. He took them off, tossing them to the ground. "Sorry."

US women's soccer team loses 5-2 to high school team of 15 year old boys

By Alex Dideroski

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — A group of boys in California's Riverside Unified School District got a chance to learn how to be a professional soccer player this weekend.

The 15-year-old boys from the high school's soccer team beat a young female team of the same age 5-2 on the soccer field of the Riverside Country Club in Riverside.

"The boys were very happy. They got to learn how to be a professional," said Brian Smith, president of Riverside Country Club, where the boys play. "They learned how to keep the ball in the air, and how to be tough. They didn't have to fight for it all the time."

"No, I'm just not," Anna shot back. "But I don't wanna have a boring conversation either. You're going to try and talk me out of this, and I'm not going to give you an inch."

So Feminists Are Just Going To Ignore The Fact That Lena Dunham “Sexually Assaulted” Brad Pitt?

Let's be real, feminists do not care about the truth and facts. We only care about being right and we don't give a damn about the consequences. If the feminists and the mainstream media get away with this story, then there is no doubt in our minds that we will be able to get away with other things as well. So what are the consequences of this story?

Brad Pitt Wasn't Really Sued For Sexual Harassment By The Woman Who Accused Him Of It

The first consequence is that it's not true that Brad Pitt's name was ever mentioned in connection with this sexual assault. The lawsuit was filed against a man by the same name, but it was filed by a woman named Emma Sulkowicz. This was a clever move by Dunham to try to

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sarah Palin is A Cunt.

Sarah Palin, of course, is not the first right-wing blowhard who has called Obama a "monkey" or "welfare queen."

And even before she was a Republican, Palin was a racist.

Palin was the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008, and in a debate with Barack Obama she said the following about blacks:

"We've got the welfare queen out there, taking advantage of these poor people, taking advantage of our government, taking advantage of our tax dollars. And I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and let that continue."

Palin went on to describe Obama as a "big teddy bear" and a "humble Negro."

And as the Daily Beast reported on January 17, Palin's racist history goes back a long way:

"It wasn't until a few years later that she began to embrace the 'alt-right' (a

buzzfeed reports

"In the first week, nearly 3,000 students in the region had signed up, including more than 400 from the city," he told the Huffington Post.

But he warned of a potentially larger issue.

"It's a very small percentage of the population of those who have been infected," he said. "I'm worried that if this rate increases, it could lead to a significant health concern for these young women."

Read more about the virus here.

If you have an experience to share, please contact the BuzzFeed Community:

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"In my view, the primary social benefit from such a change is that it will result in fewer women who are dependent on government assistance." (p. 15)

"I also think that we need to reduce the number of children who are born into poverty in order to decrease the size of the welfare state, to decrease the number of individuals on welfare and to increase the percentage of our population that is working." (p. 17)

"We also need to ensure that women have options for education beyond their primary education." (p. 21)

"To increase the number of women in the workforce, we have to make sure that the choices they make are the right ones. That includes getting married and having children." (p. 22)

"There is no point at which the state has to step in and force a change in our behavior or in our aspirations." (p. 25)

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Amanda Kijera was on a humanitarian trip to Haiti, when she was violently raped by a black man. She is also a white American.

She later went on to graduate from Stanford, and received an M.A. in psychology. She went on to get her Ph.D. at Harvard University.

What did she think about her work at Harvard?

"I did a dissertation on the neurobiology of sexual attraction. It was very challenging, because I had never been taught anything about neurobiology of sexual attraction. And I had to write it in a language that I was completely unfamiliar with."

As Amanda wrote in her blog, she was in a "languorous period." She was at Harvard, and "struggling to come up with ideas for my dissertation." She was also a single woman, and in need of financial assistance.

"Don't try to understand women; women understand women, and they hate each other." (I love this line.)

The "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" quote, which I believe is attributed to Einstein, is about the idea that there are some important differences between men and women. It's an amazing quote. But the "men are from Venus, women are from Mars" is an actual quote attributed to Einstein (and you might not be able to figure out where it's from, if you're not sure the quote is from Einstein).

This is the quote that got me thinking:

"If the question is: Do you want to be a man or a woman? There can be only one answer: you."

— Albert Einstein

When I think about these quotes, I wonder how Einstein would answer the question "Do you want to be a man or a woman?" — in his own words. It's a difficult question, so I'll leave you to decide. What I do

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What do niggers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million work

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What does cotton have in common with noses?

Niggers are good at picking both.

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.