we have developed a procedure that allows us to safely drain ALL BLOOD from your body and then we freeze you in a standard household freezer.
our fee for this service is EVERYTHING YOU OWN. WE WANT IT ALL.
we promise to revive you in fifty years and you will be fine OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
how can you pass up a deal like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVsWTkD2M6Q
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