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[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Still waiting for that cure for male pattern baldness.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This seems like technology that should have been perfected 20 years ago. As a suspicious person I can't help but think that maybe this tech is being supressed because it is the key to more advanced anti aging treatments and no one in power wants to unleash that to the masses.

It should be increadibly cheap and easy to experiment with stem cell hair follicle generation in mice. The potential profits are there to justify investment. Yet there is complete silence on that front.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Cut your balls off.

The male bald spot is a satellite dish which connects directly to the almighty. This is the reason man is above the base animals, including women.

Do you want to be an angel or a beast?

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The male bald spot is a satellite dish which connects directly to the almighty. This is the reason man is above the base animals,

And this fella

[–]Drewski 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What about this guy?

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unironically look up standardized scalp massage. It's a lack of oxygen due to tight scalp in like 75% of people who get pattern baldness, including women. Massage reinvigorates the tissue and hair grows back. Difficulty: daily 10-15 minutes massage for 8 months before you start to see results.

You can also get botox injected around the crown of your head but . . . yikes.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

who cares

you sound bald

LOL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like my gray hairs.

[–]8thmonitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is this a big deal?