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[–]exPFCwintergreen 1 insightful - 1 funny1 insightful - 0 funny2 insightful - 1 funny -  (2 children)

Due to reports that laughter is the best medicine, the FDA has banned all laughter until further studies can be conducted. — Ziggy cartoon

[–]exPFCwintergreen 1 insightful - 2 funny1 insightful - 1 funny2 insightful - 2 funny -  (1 child)

I don't feel good. — Luther Burbank's dying words

[–]exPFCwintergreen 1 insightful - 1 funny1 insightful - 0 funny2 insightful - 1 funny -  (0 children)

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski