I am at least 4th or 5th generation Canadian with ancestors from England, Ireland, and Germany, but it's obvious that my White privilege is responsible for all of slavery through all of history.

Many in my family are doctors and teachers (some both), including my parents, and because my father was a doctor I am now going to be one too. I'll now be taking credit for all the good he did and I'll be opening my new practice, starting today. Unless you have chronic problems you may want to wait for a week or two until I get the hang of it. Also, send me all the hot chicks for "inspections".