HOW TO BECOME PRESIDNET OF UNITED STATES ON A SMALL BUDGET OF <$75,000,000.00

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[–]VulptexVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A small loan of 75 million dollars

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i see your point, but i really wanted to avoid going over my "small budget" amount..

if i was planning to print out perhaps five hundred million ballots, i am going to need obviously five hundred million sheets of paper and five hundred million envelopes and five hundred million postage stamps and a couple of hp laserjets and about fifty thousand gallons of toner ink and a bag of kitchen sponges to lick the envelopes and stamps....

... and voila i am gonna be the presdeint.

know any nice girls that wanna be my first lady? yes, you can wear that sexy maids uniform that you like so much..

yee haw, we is going to Dc.

whatever happens in DC stays in DC!!!!!!!!!!

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