HOW TO BECOME PRESIDNET OF UNITED STATES ON A SMALL BUDGET OF <$75,000,000.00

submitted by skeeterPresidential Hopeful from self.politics

MATERIALS REQUIRED:

ONE HEWLETT PACKARD DESKJET PRINTER

FORTY THOUSAND GALLONS TONER INK

TWO HUNDRED MILLION SHEETS OF PAPER

TWO HUNDRED MILLION POSTAGE STAMPS

TEN STANDARD KITCHEN SINK SPONGES

THATS ALL YA NEED ~JOE "RIPOFF" BIDEN

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[–]VulptexVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A small loan of 75 million dollars

[–]skeeterPresidential Hopeful[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i see your point, but i really wanted to avoid going over my "small budget" amount..

if i was planning to print out perhaps five hundred million ballots, i am going to need obviously five hundred million sheets of paper and five hundred million envelopes and five hundred million postage stamps and a couple of hp laserjets and about fifty thousand gallons of toner ink and a bag of kitchen sponges to lick the envelopes and stamps....

... and voila i am gonna be the presdeint.

know any nice girls that wanna be my first lady? yes, you can wear that sexy maids uniform that you like so much..

yee haw, we is going to Dc.

whatever happens in DC stays in DC!!!!!!!!!!

video: joker rising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTeR5E0qTck

[–]ShalomEveryoneCommunist Party 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it was that easy to rip off an election. That just goes to show how incompetent trump and his campaign was. trump could not come up with any evidence of mass voter fraud in all of his election day lawsuits that were thrown out.

Shalom

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