BREAKING: 'Significant Discrepancies' Discovered In Arizona Audit, Ballots Off Up to 17.5%, 'Likely Joe Biden Did Not Win'

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[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

You two shitheads know one another?

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

Much like events in the world, you're not following your own fevered conspiracy theories.

If you practised holding a thought as well as holding your dick, you'd remember that your line is that I'm a bot.

You're not even focused enough to hold a conspiracy theory in your head. Finish wanking and then engage in the thread.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

My line is whatever I want it to be and you've just outted yourself (and now by association socks) as a shill/paid operative. Thanks for confirming that, you bush league hack.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

Really.

You let go of your penis for long enough to gasp: "What I said before isn't what I want it to be!"

Wipe your keyboard off, and go outside. You're wasting good bandwidth.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

You're a fucking joke, you slop artist. I hope this is just a hobby for you 'cause you'd never make it as a real shill. Do you and Socks blow each other between shifts at the call center? Follow your flow chart you sub par, worthless excuse of a persona.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

I hope this is just a hobby for you 'cause you'd never make it as a real shill.

Oh my god. You can't hold a thought for 30 seconds. You must get an existential crisis every time you walk through a doorway.

The reminder is: You're dribbling on about me being a bot, not a shill, you blubbery drool-puddle.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

"Get an existential crisis?" Have an existential crisis. Do you say you "got a bad day at the call center today?" You've done it again Soy Boi. Nobody speaks like that, unless of course your are retarded, which is a prerequisite of becoming a shill. Your shitty contrived persona is leaking like a sieve, you wannabe keyboard warrior. Back to the call center pahjeet!

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

I like it when you try to pretend you're literate.

Do it some more.

(You should google the phrase "Get an existential crisis" with quotes to see how common it is, by the way. But don't let that stop this hilarious pretence that you know how English works. It's the funniest thing I've seen since Trump needing both hands to drink water.)

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I don't believe that a soulless shill like you could ever experience humor in the true sense. You're a lightweight AN. This whole site can smell the stench of shill on every one of your canned, msm approved comments. You reek of desperation. Your narratives are failing, just like you. You really should switch to a new line of work. Maybe prostitution would suit your limited skill set as you have a real talent for eating shit and taking a stiff one up the ass. Thanks for being the laughing stock of these boards retard.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Oooh. Burned.

Now explain again how 13 deaths is 0 again.

That one was hilarious.