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[–]teelo 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I'd love to see how this goes down in court.

What are the charges?

Uhh... Vandalism, your honour.

Okay, and what are the requirements for Vandalism?

Uhh... permanent damage to private property.

Right. And is chalk, which washes away in the rain permanent? And is a sidewalk private property?

No, your honour.

Case dismissed, and bailiff, take the officers and prosecutors into custody pending charges of wasting court time.

[–]sproketboy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No this will REEEEEE the judge and they'll get the max.

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then they change it to 'defacing public property'.