Muskrat when someone is wrong on the internet

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[–]Site_rly_sux 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

What you don't see in this photo is his mom, stumbling drunk down the stairs to the basement.

Since he was a kid, muskrat's mom has been visitng him at night for the most unspeakable reasons

Muskrat's stepfather is in a wheelchair and has problems getting his dick hard. So the mom pays visits to her son after a few bottles.

I share this not to be lurid but so that we are all understanding and empathetic with muskrat. I don't think he'll mind me sharing with the group. It's a sad story, but it's all true, I have the proof right there in duckduckgo in case anyone doesn't believe me and wants to search for it

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    [–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    We can video chat any time you want. Pm me your discord or whatsapp or whatever and I'll start a call

    Edit - oh, you already said you won't. Well, the offer is open to anyone else here reading this

    [–]Psychosomatic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Did you just ask for /u/Mastermustard03 's number? I sense a budding bromance! 😂

    [–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    I sense mustard ending up stuck at the bottom of a hole in a cellar, being told to rub the lotion in its skin...