The covid tests the government sent came in
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[–]rubberbiscuit 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Shocked it doesn't have all kinds of pro-vaccine propaganda plastered all over it
[–]thoughtcriminal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Don't give them any ideas
[–]zyxzevn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
"Emergency Use Authorization" - Only use in an emergency, Which is Covid-19 is certainly not.
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (6 children)
Be wary of nano-poisons.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
I'm not eating them. Would have been handy if they came in earlier for my niece but oh well. They aren't super accurate anyways.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I guess they'd be handy if you caught a cold and had to show a negative test to your boss before going back to work. Otherwise I don't think there's a point.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
If they came in a day sooner my niece could have just used one of these to see if she had covid instead of going to a pharmacy. She does have it. I was told there's a 5 day incubation period, so guess we'll know tommorow if she passed it along. We just took a bunch of vitamins.
So they'll come in handy for us.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
Then I take it that they are not nasal swabs with the nano-poisons on them?
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I think they're just the regular swabs. Still wasn't going to eat them tho.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Not sure if there is such a thing as "regular" swabs. Might want to look into it.
[–]BossBrick 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
step one: Obtain tests step two: toss in trash step three:profit
[–]jykylsin2034 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
DO NOT USE THEM, IF YOU DO FAKE IT. DON'T TOUCH THE BRISTLES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. The bristles in the swab have a material in it that lodges itself deep in your tissue instantly and if exposed to radiation becomes ridiculously toxic.
Hmm, what kind of radiation will I need?
[–]yetanotherone_sigh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Citation needed.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
More suppositories.
[–]carn0ld03 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Gotta get your DNA for their databases somehow, goy.
[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
they are sending you trash in the mail?
bahh
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