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[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Plus he lives in Portland, working as a security officer. How much more misfortune can a guy get in one life?

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did this man insult a gypsy woman? Or did he speak the true name of God? Did he break open an ancient Egyptian tomb and spit on the Mummy? What burning hatred the world seems to have for him.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I dub thee Job.

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)