Immigrants can now receive weekly spending cash if they make it to California, even if they do no work.

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[–]EDDIESPAGHETTI 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

about a dozen years ago, i was homelesss in california for about three years.. the narcotics problem was off the charts, even back then... i remember that when i stopped into san francisco just before i left to come to texas, i saw an acquaintance.. he was a heavy full time meth IV user.. but a really nice guy.. i asked him how everything was going in san francisco.. he told me that things had gone from bad to worse.. he said that we have dope dealers selling to dope dealers, which meant that they have a too many dope dealers running around.. then he told me that it has gotten so rough that they will knock you the fuck out and pee in your butt... oh my, and on that note i got out of san francisco.

the police in san francisco do nothing any more.. if a dope fiend goes into a store and steals less than $600 of merchandise, dont even bother calling the police because they wont even come out.. and the store security isnt allowed to put their hands on the shoplifter..

i was also having an affair with a latina lady back then... i took one look at her son and i knew he was a meth gangster... one evening, she told me that her entire family is criminals.. she said that when she goes to the christmas dinner table that there is mafia at the table and there are also san quentin prison guards at the table.

sex with this latina lady was a bit weird.. she would always have me "make circles".. she wanted me to touch her peepee and "make circles" with my hand.. for like almost two hours, lol?.. and i would fall asleep "making circles"... she would smack the crap outta me.. "make circles" she would yell at me... ok mommy, i will make circles, just dont hit me any more, lol.. (latina love)

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

it has gotten so rough that they will knock you the fuck out and pee in your butt.

What?

That sounds like those satanic panic sexual abuse claims where the investigator is trying to get a kid who's never been sexually assaulted and doesn't know what sexual assault is to describe their sexual assault.

[–]EDDIESPAGHETTI 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

hey.. i did not read that stuff on some bs website.. this was my friend... a really stout man that could handle himself in the streets or in prison.. he told me that it is so rough in the streets that "they will knock you the fuck out and pee in your butt"...

those were his exact words..

and, he was telling it like it was... i took a look around as i was walking out of san francisco.. there were dope gang mafia bulls posted at every major intersection.. they were not playing..

people seem to think that the dope gangs are just about of careless folks that sit around and party on drugs.. nope.. the drug cartels are very organized multi billion dollar corporations and they can and will use violence to protect their interests...

the dope gangs understand that the more there is chaos at the street level, the better.

we aint in kansas no more, dorothy.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"they will knock you the fuck out and pee in your butt"...

Is that some kind of metaphor?

I mean how do you accomplish peeing in someone's butt?

Do you get an enema kit?

[–]EDDIESPAGHETTI 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is that some kind of metaphor?

yes, i suppose that it is a metaphor.. similar to if someone says that they will knock your head off and shit down your throat..

yeah.

san francisco used to be cool as hell.. you had the whole gay thing going on and then you had the hippie crowd up in the haight ashbury..

but no more... oh no.. they will knock you the fuck out and pee in your butt.

the latino bull gangsters have a tactic that is very effective to intimidate someone, and this actually happened to me just before my friend told me that stuff about peeing in your butt... the latino bulls will see you and just start walking directly towards you like he is a charging bull.. it is quite intimidating.. if you get charged like this, and you dont move quickly to get out of his way... if you just stand your ground, he will come up and knock you out.

check out this youtube short video, a san francisco resident explains to you what i just said.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zLMP_N0SkzE