Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein - who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck - despite no sign of weapon

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[–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

  • "Okay Muscle, I have a job for you. Thirty years have passed since this air conditioning repairman was relevant which means it's the perfect time to murder him. You're to make it look like suicide"

  • "Sure thing Mr Clinton. How about I stage a hanging?"

  • "Perfect, Muscle! Stage a hanging, so that it looks like suicide. And shoot him in the chest too."

  • "Shoot him? But boss, conspiracists around the world will immediately realise that it's another Clinton killing. Why don't I just stage the hanging?"

  • "I said shoot him, Muscle!"

  • "Okay boss. And then, I, like, just drop the gun at his feet and walk away, right?"

  • "No, idiot! You take the gun with you!"

Man, it's really lucky that conspiracy theorists are so much more smart than ex-President, Illuminati chief and mass murderer Bill Clinton. Otherwise we'd never uncover these wicked plots against dudes who work in residential air conditioning that might have been relevant three decades ago

[–]JewsAreOfColor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

“Conspiracy” is a bootlicker buzzword. The more you use it, the more you prove that this was a murder. This falls in line with every other murder of somebody who had dirt on the Clintons. None of them were suicide. All of them were murders. Saying otherwise is aiding and abetting murder at this point.

The Clintons are rich and white, so by leftist logic, they’re already guilty!